Tug boat captain McCain dithers in a financial storm

Well if further proof there be as to tug boat captain McCain's ability to make decisions, to lead forwards on to battle to slay the economic crisis dragon...do not expect miracles. He dithers; he flip flops; he's the jerky movements of a puppet. But one thing is sure, he ain't got a single idea in his wooden head. He's a know nothing who tries slipping and sliding and shucking. He ain't a natural born leader; in fact, he ain't a leader at all. Let's call him a political summer soldier. He basks in the glory of media sunshine, but when the dark clouds gather, like now during the financial crisis, he's taken heels to his shoulders and run away. And he wants to be president of the US. If there is a sign of the decadence of the American empire, he's the perfect example. And what's more, 'I'm a leader; I've the experience; I've this or that', but he cannot shape his moss back Republicans in the house who are playing spoilt spot and offering reckless solutions, like doing away the capital gains and inheritance tax! to solve a capitalism in crisis. And what does this erstwhile hero do, smile, sit on the fence, and waffle. A sure fire formula for failure. With a man like tug boat captain McCain America doesn't need enemies!