Friday, September 19, 2008

Anal hair stylist Paulson prays at FDR's grave!

Anal hair stylist supremo & US secretary of the Treasury & radical privatiser Hank Paulson & his henchman the toilet room attendant & US Fed chief Ben Bernanke, realising capitalism worldwide is in extremis, now have gone to the grave site of FDR, to thank him for his brain trust's policies to save capitalism from itself in 1931 onwards. Herr Bush & co have pushed Reagan's programme to dismantle the gains of the New Deal so that the rich old boys can rule again in a free market, now have to derail this push, and take a leaf out of the New Deal's bag of tricks to right markets, absorb Wall Street's toxic waste, and dump the burden on the rate or taxpayer and let the guilty go free and smiling with money still in the bank. Why you ask couldn't these fools figure it out beforehand and reset the course of ship of economic health? They're so blindsighted by ideology that for them they took the fungus rooted tree of free market capitalism for the forest of economic health. Now to save their class and everyone else from the grave of a not lamented casino capitalism, they have to bring the government back to its rightful role as arbitor and regulator of the markets. As the learned rabbis pray, let the tripes of this bank of fools rot fast and asphysiate the robber barons in their own corruption!

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