New SEC rules

Well it looks as though the anal hair stylist supremo Hank Paulson's whimsical policies might see the light of day. He's putting his all behind the aligning of America's tougher SEC rules with lax European practices the better to hide debt and foolishness and shagging royally stockholders...not the institutional kind...but the wee people. So put on your safety belt for deep plunges in the market, business failures, and banks going belly up. The anal hair stylist is digging his own class' grave...and everyone else's. Kick the bum out of office! He's a disaster of the first water.