Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The anal hair stylist Paulson and the bathroom attendant Bernanke play Capitol Hill again

It is becoming eminently clear that anal hair stylist supremo & US secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson and the bathroom attendant & US Fed chief Ben Bernanke are not fit to polish the shoes of US citizens. With the temple of finance falling about them, they lamely stroll into the fray of failing mortgages and bankruptcy as though nothing in the world is amiss...until friends of theirs find the snake of failure biting their arse, and hasten will they to save them at the rate or taxpayers expense. The deepening recession which they're loathe to recognise is kicking them in the balls and forcing them to put some muscle into regulating the finance and mortgage industries, a cardinal sin of their outdated economic theory. They've idly sat by doing nothing till the shit hit the fan, which is nothing out of the ordinary for them since it is a very American thing. Yep, they firmly believe a pound of cure is worth more than an ounce of prevention. And lord love a duck, that's economics American style wrapped in the red, white, and blue! For them, that is. They've more money than they know what to do personally and have not the common touch. They thought that they could surf on the high crest of the financial storm. Wrong. They drowning, flailing around looking for any branch to hand on to. And quite honestly they deserve a thousand lashes by the public for their far niente, their sloth, and their devil take everyone but out solid, good capitalist class whom we've pledged our allegiance till death do us part. Put the bums on trial for robbing the public of their trust and their future and then throw them in prison, lock the cell, and throw the key away.

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