In a crisis would you rely on anal hair stylist Hank Paulson?

I do not think so. The subprime Ponzi scheme dominoes are beginning to topple. First, Bear Stearns, then IndyMac... IndyMac's bankruptcy has forced the hand of anal hair stylist supremo Hank Paulson who by the by is US secretary of the Treasury, and who is living la vida loca in Europe these past few weeks, to take over the bank. How long will it be, before Herr Bush's incompetent weaver of the financial world's anal hairs, be panicked into nationalising Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae? The system thanks to the guiding spirit of Milton Friedman and the ghosts of unbridled laissez faire capitalism are drawing the US and need 18Brumaire add, into the whirlpool of world depression? Paulson is a bubble head; his nostrums are old hat and offer no solutions to the severe problems at hand. Herr Bush can no longer play possum until he turns the mess that he has created during his 8 years in office to the poor bastard who will be the next American president. He has to act, and if he's as ineffective as the Republican Herbert Hoover, everyone run for cover, if you've not already!