The anal hair stylist doing his shtick in Dubai

El supremo anal hair stylist and US secretary of the treasury Hank Paulson is in the trucial states to soothe the worries of the sheiks who hold big stakes in a sinking dollar and who are creating sovereign funds with this anemic dollars to buy America. What new anal hair style can this arse licker produce, you may ask? Very little but spitting out staccato like the bromides that won't do these big dollar holders much good. And now speculation in oil prices are such that the dollar may fall even further, but the anal hair stylist Paulson keeps shoveling out the shit. It is a known fact, anal hair stylist, a one per cent improvement in the yankee dollar makes the barrel of oil fall us$4...so a 20 per cent shot of governmental vitamin b 12 would drop the price us$80 and bring much awaited relief to the market and knock down the price to us$60 a barrel which OPEC thought fair even if consumers didn't. Paulson deserves to be kicked his soft arse for stupidity and the amount of shit he's willing to lob at us.